Goodbye, Orgasmatronics   Recently updated !

Orgasmatronics is no more. I received an e-mail last week announcing their closure to affiliates. Soon after, their newsletter followed. They’ve filed for bankruptcy and gone out of business. I was really excited when, the weekend before, they seemed to have a flash 50% off sale all of a sudden. […]

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Review: Crash Pad Series (or, the Porn I Never Knew I Needed)   Recently updated !

Recently, I wrote about my not-so-sex-positive history with porn when I was younger. I don’t watch a lot of porn these days, and wouldn’t consider myself a connoisseur. That might sound strange coming from a sex blogger. While I appreciate porn today in a way I didn’t before feminism, I’m a busy […]


Review: Maia Liam

“Do we have to do it that way?” I whined. “It’s our job. We said we would when we agreed to review it,” Harry scolded. It was an omen. PIV sex is not our favorite type of sex. In fact, we hadn’t done it “the old fashioned way” since Woodhull […]

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Confession: Untangling My Relationship with Porn   Recently updated !

I have a strange history with porn. When I first became a feminist, I avoided porn. Harry and I both did for a while, since there’s a nuanced question of consent that keeps coming up, and I think that still plays into my viewing of porn today. I’ve also experienced issues […]


Sex Toy Sales and Specials   Recently updated !

The places to shop below are always going to be less expensive than sex toys at a toy party for the exact same item, and all of them carry the really high quality stuff. I appreciate my readers so much. Thank you for being amazing! Remember, shopping with my affiliates […]

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Review: TENGA Air-Tech Masturbator Cup   Recently updated !

The TENGA Air-Tech Masturbator Cup is a penis masturbation sleeve in a plastic housing cup. Now, I’ve never been a fan of masturbation sleeves. Most of them, at the core of how they work, stimulate the penis by sliding up and down the shaft. And while that feels good, it’s […]


Review: Tantus Duchess

The Tantus Duchess is the O2 version of the Tantus Duke. It comes with a bullet vibrator in the base, but accommodates other long bullets or the Tantus Suction Cup in the hole. Despite all of these features, we didn’t love it. The Tantus Duchess was provided free by Tantus for […]

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Confession: I Was Committed to the Psych Ward 1

This is my third piece on having a mental breakdown at the beginning of the year. These posts discuss mental illness experiences in detail and may be triggering to some readers. You may wish to read the first two pieces, one on the breakdown itself and the other on my […]


Review: Tantus Gary

Tantus Gary was the first dildo we used with the Orgasmatronics X2 Orgasmatron, and the first time we’d played with the 7″ realistic wonder. It resulted in an incredibly intense, squirting orgasm literally within seconds. Gary is all business and all pleasure. Basic Stats The Tantus Gary is a part of the […]

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Review: Bottoms Up Silicone Anal Toy Set

When I was an anal toy newbie, blissfully unaware of things like a toy material porosity or toxicity, I picked up a set of beginner anal toys from the nearby adult toy store. Nestled between cartoonishly large, vibrating jelly plugs and disembodied parts that “feel like the real thing,” I […]

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