Review: BMS Swan Squeeze Curve

BMS just released a line of squeeze-controlled Swan vibrators of various shapes. I was kindly sent the Swan Squeeze Curve by Peepshow Toys at no cost to me for an unbiased review. Basic Stats The Swan Squeeze Curve is a clitoral and G-spot vibe coated in body-safe velvety silicone with […]

BMS Swan Squeeze Control Curve

B Swish Bdesired Deluxe Review

Review: B Swish Bdesired Deluxe

The B Swish Bdesired Deluxe is at the lower end of the vibrator price scale. At $34, it’s a body safe, battery-operated vibe that’s compact and easy to operate. When B Swish reached out to sponsor a review, I warned them my reviews are honest. I don’t hold anything back, […]


Review: Tantus Slick

We were sent the large version of the Tantus Slick Large free for our honest review. Basic Stats The large Tantus Slick is a non-realistic dildo with a tapered head connected to a tapered shaft. There are two versions: a small and a large, which is what we received. It’s 5.25″ […]


CalExotics Luxe Touch-Sensitive Vibrator

Review: Cal Exotics Luxe Touch-Sensitive Vibrator

Touch-sensitive vibrators are one of the latest trends in sex toys, but are they worth it? Peepshow Toys sent us one to find out. We received the Cal Exotics Luxe Touch-Sensitive Vibrator free for this honest review. They offer this toy at just under $70, so it’s well within a […]


Confession: Woodhull #SFS16 – Finding Comfort

“It’s not a cold! It’s just allergies!” Oldest protested after I asked him to sequester himself to his room. After all, we were about to go on a week-long conference in a few days, Youngest was about to spend that week at a sitter, and it would be horrifically bad […]

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Review: Pleasure Works First Mate

We picked out the First Mate because we were looking for dildos with more girth than we’re used to. The good folks at Good Vibrations were sending the Jopen Callie rabbit, and asked me if I’d like something from their in-house Pleasure Works line as well. The only dildo that fit the bill was realistic. This would […]


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Black Friday 2016   Recently updated !

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Confession: My Last Sex Toy Party

I was more nervous than I knew I’d be. I’m always a little nervous, but I was particularly restless that Saturday. This would be my last sex toy party for the foreseeable future. I put in my notice to quit my contract with my sex toy party company several weeks […]

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Confession: Latuda Changed My Life   Recently updated !

A little over 6 months ago, I suffered a terrifying mental breakdown and was rushed to the ER. I then spent a few days on the psych ward. Many readers have asked how I’ve been doing since. It’s been a little quiet around here, but that’s mostly due to burnout […]